Showing posts with label Crappy poems. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Crappy poems. Show all posts

Monday, January 18, 2010

Concert Haiku: Bear in Heaven's Openers

Mariage Blanc: shoulda
included yinz guys in that
post on loc's. My bad.

Elliott Smithish
Apples in Stereo? Hate
to summarize by

comparison. But
hey, this is high coup. If they
were a bird: blue. Then

Freelance Whales rocked me
with glockenspiel. Whoah, Nelly.
Banjo, sqeezebox, five-

part harmonies and
fuzzy bass make PBR's
flow at Brillobox.

Download:
Freelance Whales - "Hannah"

Stream:
<a href="http://mariageblanc.bandcamp.com/track/famous-last-words">Famous Last Words by Mariage Blanc</a>

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

A syllabic aside regarding recent reviews of Wilco (The Album) that go out of their way to retroactively diss Sky Blue Sky

Why the sudden hate
on Sky Blue Sky? Can’t folks just
dig on (The Album),

be cool with the past?
“Hate it [there],” they say. "Welcome
back, Kidsmoke Nova."

“Miss u, YHF.”
Either way, let’s all agree:
Nels Cline is badass.

Download/Stream:
Wilco - "The Thanks I Get"

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Today is a Saturday

Should I buy a baker's bread
or re-write words that Witkó said?

I could make the dough myself
or stack old tomes upon a shelf
or plant some trees across the land
with seeds thrown from my leftern hand
while waving with my right appendage
to folks from Folsom up to Grenwich.

Or maybe I could build some desks
for men who like to produce texts
of legalese and legal lies
on furniture mahogonized.

I'll chop the trees I've sown and soaked
and saw down cherries, maples, oaks,
and sycamores, but not the pears,
for those give shade to iron chairs
and reddish stones and bluish tiles
which recently have traveled miles
from Mexico to patio
though I still need to set them so
with mortar and some elbow grease
but I might rather speak my peace:

I'll kick back in an old lawn chair
and grow my ‘stache and cut my hair
and read of Crocketts, Bills, and Boones.

Or maybe I’ll just jam some tunes.

Downloads:
Gaston Rubio y Los Cinco Ases – “Conejo Blanco”
I have no idea who this is or where I got it but it rocks – “Cumbias y Gaitas de Colombia”
Jason Lytle – “Dance of the Inhabitants of the Palace of King Phillip XIV of Spain” (John Fahey cover)


EDIT: Muchas gracias to Tio Nickel for dropping some knowledge on us regarding the second track: The "Cumbias y Gaitas de Colombia" is actually "Ocaso Marino" by Los Satélites.